A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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