come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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