They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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