you guys were way drunker than both of me
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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