You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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