I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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