Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
he puts the penis in happiness.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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