No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
