hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
