hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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