It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Dick very happy bro
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
