I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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