she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
This is classic penis vs brain.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I think my moral compass just broke
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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