The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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