do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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