She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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