This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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