my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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