you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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