If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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