She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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