Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My vagina just recognized that song.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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