reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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