I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it because I queefed?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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