me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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