My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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