You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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