I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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