That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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