He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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