I want to stick my p in your. b.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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