So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
operation harelip BJ is a go
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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