Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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