That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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