but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
