I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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