Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You have to summon your inner elephant
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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