I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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