Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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