have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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