I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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