we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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