I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
