So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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