Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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