i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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