New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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