if i died would you start the facebook group?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
