well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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