I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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