This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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