I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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