I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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