He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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