he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I won't apologize to a one balled man
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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