ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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