Where are you?
In a non slutty way
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
