So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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