Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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